Gothic Pickup Lines
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We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship next Tuesday -- wanna come?
What lovely eyes you have. I used to have some, just like them. Didn't I go to your funeral?
You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.
Are you here alone or am I going to have to kill someone to win your affection?"
That's a nice neck, mind if I bite it?
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
Hi. My name is ****, and I'm a vampire, but only on alternative Wednesdays.
I wanted to get your name before one of us dies.
Did you know that you have enough tissue on the inside of your lungs to wallpaper the entire room?
I love your hair, it's black as tires.
Didn't we meet in a previous life?
I keep all of my most important poems and drawings in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.