Gothic Pickup Lines


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We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship next Tuesday -- wanna come?

What lovely eyes you have. I used to have some, just like them. Didn't I go to your funeral?

You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.

Are you here alone or am I going to have to kill someone to win your affection?"

That's a nice neck, mind if I bite it?

Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

Hi. My name is ****, and I'm a vampire, but only on alternative Wednesdays.

I wanted to get your name before one of us dies.

Did you know that you have enough tissue on the inside of your lungs to wallpaper the entire room?

I love your hair, it's black as tires.

Didn't we meet in a previous life?

I keep all of my most important poems and drawings in this little book. And I'd like you to have it because they're mostly about you.


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