I`m So Goth

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I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles & and oh, there's a full moon & and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again & tragically.

I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's collar would look better on me.

I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.

I'm so goth it takes me an hour and a half to get dressed.

I'm so goth I shit bats.

I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."

My nightmares are afraid of me.

I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

I have a fishnet umbrella.

I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.

I'm so goth I was adopted by the Addams family.

I do all my shopping at the Halloween Store

I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.

I'm so goth I know how to spell Siouxsie & The Banshees correctly.

I sleep in a coffin.

I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.

I'm so goth a little rain cloud follows me wherever I go and rains on me.

I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.

I'm so goth I scare myself.

I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

I'm so goth my dog barks, "Bauhaus Bauhaus."

I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.

I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.

I'm so goth I sleep UNDER my bed.

I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.

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